Oh Who Am I (The Susan Howatch Edition)

Well, clearly I'm not Charles Ashworth. Nor even Neville Aysgarth. It would be a minor blasphemy to put me as Jon Darrow.

I'd be massively offended if you called me Christian Aysgarth.

i'd be unbelievably gratified if you thought I was Lyle Ashworth (nee Christie).


Sadly, this is my destiny -

Eddie Hoffenburg, less the war-suffering. Oh how awful.