Well, clearly I'm not Charles Ashworth. Nor even Neville Aysgarth. It would be a minor blasphemy to put me as Jon Darrow.
I'd be massively offended if you called me Christian Aysgarth.
i'd be unbelievably gratified if you thought I was Lyle Ashworth (nee Christie).
Sadly, this is my destiny -
Eddie Hoffenburg, less the war-suffering. Oh how awful.