The Pompey stars have all chipped in to buy a decrepit Reliant Robin - blue, of course - that the worst player in training every day must drive home as punishment for his poor performance.
Today's shame-faced star was England goalkeeper David James, who was forced to drive home in the clapped-out car.
And to add further embarrassment to the under-performing trainer, the fun-loving footballers have attached a loud-speaker to the three-wheeler that plays farm-yard animal noises.
Previously an idea from Leeds United c2001, who had a yellow Reliant Robin similar to that owned by Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses, there's a bit of wheeling and dealing down at Fratton Park - even if Harry Redknapp has left for Tottenham
